''Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings''.
''Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils''
''Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway''.
''Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!''
''Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped''.
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